Before lunch, and ultimately recess, you're going to die.

There is always something to be said for new experiences.

And me?  I'm a girl who enjoys new experiences for the most part.  Especially musically.  I might not fall head over heels in love with a band, but I'm willing to give just about anything a shot.  And now, this phenomenon has been branching out into shows as well.

Which is how I found myself at the Reggie and the Full Effect show at Diesel on September 5th.  Now, writing this up, my legs are sore, my ears are still ringing a bit and I'm reflecting on an awesome night.

The best part about the show was that the groups were varied.  Warship, who opened the show, is a new band featuring Francis Mark and Rob Lauritsen formerly of From Autumn to Ashes.  They were definitely the perfect way to announce the opening of the show, with hard guitar chords and screaming vocals that rocked everyone.  Especially those of us right beside the speakers.

Second up was Leathermouth, an angry post-hardcore group.  Their frontman is strangely familiar...


Why, it's FRANK IERO!

However, Leathermouth is a pretty far cry from Iero's other band.  Frank screams the vocals, writhes around on stage and enjoys throwing various liquids onto the audience.

...I mean water and Gatorade, you perverts.

The set was energetic and intense, to say the very least.  And the fans in the audience were into it, singing along and banging their heads.  But Frank?  I'm going to say this in the nicest way possible: shave your mustache.  It's just not working.

After Leathermouth left the stage, it was conquered by the one, the only, the mighty MC CHRIS.


Some of you may have caught him on Warped Tour this past year, working his nerdcore rhymes.  Others might not know him, but would recognize his voice and some of his music from shows like Aqua Teen Hunger Force (as MC Peepants in his various incarnations) and Sealab 2021 (as Hesh).

Pictures cannot convey how awesome this guy is live.  Between songs where he rapidly goes on about topics such as Batman, female genitalia and Boba Fett, he talks about things like Batman, female genetalia and Boba Fett.

On a much more serious note: MC Chris's nephew, Murray, has been diagnosed with cystic fibrosis, a genetic disorder which can lead to lifelong health issues and early death.  You can help Murray, and others with CF, by going to MC Chris's official site and following the donate links.

But finally, ladies and gentlemen, it was time for the main event.  The coup de grace.  It was time for Reggie and the Full Effect:


You KNOW you wanna keep reading after that!

Reggie and the Full Effect is actually James DeWees, a man who wears many hats, a few wigs, and in that picture above, no shirt.  The multitalented musician sings, prances around on stage, plays the keyboard, and mocks the people in the audience standing around with their arms crossed trying to be cool.

It is something truly amazing to behold.

Sidenote: this is where my "experience" of the night comes in.  This is the first time the Amazon has almost accidentally got caught in a circle pit.  That, good readers, is a large reason why there are so few pictures from the set.

Reggie goes back and forth between sweet synth lines, hard guitar riffs and then sometimes combines them both in a way I was pretty sure wasn't even possible until a few weeks ago.  It was wild, it was loud, it got guys to take their shirts off and mosh.  In short, I totally approve of the Full Effect. 

And you can too, since they're a Buzznet.com featured user!  Check it out!

Head here for the rest of my pictures from the show.

And if you're interested in catching all these folks while they're still on tour, head to Buzznet's Concert Page to see if they're going to be near you!

So, if you've been following the political news this past week, you'll know that Sarah Palin was named as John McCain's vice presidential nominee.  And there was already a ton of reasons I was rolling my eyes at her: her devotion to Feminists for Life, her belief in the effectiveness of abstinence education to prevent teen pregnancy (ironically enough, days into the Republican National Convention, it turns out that Palin's 17-year-old daughter is pregnant...doesn't bode well for her stance, does it?), her pro-gun policy, her generally seeming to be a good-old-boy with different plumbing.


Okay, so, as it goes, general liberal affairs, especially the reproductive rights, agreed?

Today, I discovered, that during her tenure as Mayor in a town in Alaska, Palin tried to ban books from the local library.

I'm a writer.  I'm a reader.  I'm a believer in free speech.  And the banning of books from a public space pisses me off enough.  BUT, it turns out that some of the books Palin wanted banned were for religious reasons.

SHE WANTED BOOKS BANNED FROM A STATE SPONSORED LIBRARY FOR RELIGIOUS REASONS.

Last time I checked, the first amendment guaranteed separation of church and state.  Meaning that religion cannot and should not dictate what books are carried in a public library.

BUT IT GETS BETTER.  For a full list of the bannings you can go here.  There's a lot of common works on there, including Huckleberry Finn and the Harry Potter novels.

However, Palin wanted the following banned:
Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare

...really?  I mean, SERIOUSLY?  Oh, Ms. Palin.  I cannot not even begin to dish out the insults here.

So, I shall let The Bard do it himself.

"Well, God give them wisdom that have it; and those that are fools, let them use their talents."
-Twelfth Night, Act One, Scene Five, lines 14-15

"[You're] such a want-wit!"
-The Merchant of Venice, Act One, Scene One, line 6

"The lady bade take away the fool, therefore I say again, take her away!"
-Twelfth Night, Act One, Scene Five, lines 50-51

"[Your} reasons are as two grains of wheat hid in two bushes of chaff: you shall seek all day ere you find them, and when you have them, they are not worth the search."
-The Merchant of Venice, Act One, Scene One, lines 115-118

"Welcome, ass."
-Twelfth Night, Act Two, Scene Three, line 18

"I like not fair terms and a villain's mind."
-The Merchant of Venice, Act One, Scene Three, line 175

"If this were played upon the stage now, I could condemn it an improbable fiction!"
Twelfth Night, Act Three, Scene Four, lines 128-129

"Wilt thou show the whole wealth of thy wit in an instant?"
-The Merchant of Venice, Act Three, Scene Five, lines 50-51

So, as it has been pointed out to me repeatedly, often as an insult, I am one of the older users here on Buzznet.  Yes, at 25 going on 26 I really should be thinking about settling down and giving up that online world that apparently no one over 30 is allowed access to.

Pete Wentz will be crushed when he finds this out.

Anyway, yeah, 25 years old, 10 years older than some of you whippersnappers out there.  And nothing beats that into my head more than taking a look back at the past winners of the MTV Video Music Award for Video of the Year.

The thing is, I had forgotten how many amazing and formative videos have won that award.  REM's "Losing My Religion" and Pearl Jam's "Jeremy" are both haunting in their own way, with their own messages.  And keep in mind "Jeremy" was released in 1993, 6 years BEFORE the terrible Columbine High School incident, reiterating that issues leading to school shootings were not resolved (and sadly, even in our day and age, still are not).

Aerosmith's "Cryin," one of most awesome girl power videos in history, won in 1994.  A young Alicia Silverstone (who would appear in two other Aerosmith videos) takes a chance to do things many women want to do after ending a bad relationship: redefine themselves, stand up for themselves and maybe get a measure of revenge.

The Smashing Pumpkins won for their 1996 video for "Tonight, Tonight," which channeled classic cinema and had Billy Corrigan in one HELL of an awesome hat.  For those of you young 'uns who are only familiar with the cover by Panic at the Disco, listen to the orginal.  I'm sorry, as much as I love Panic, they didn't even come CLOSE to touching the original version.  This, ladies and gentlemen, is the song that I want for my first dance if I ever find a guy crazy enough to marry me...that I would actually be interested in marrying as well.  That's an important caveat.

Surprisingly enough, Madonna, despite a history of provacative and eye catching videos ("Express Yourself," "Vogue," and "Like a Prayer" just to name a few) took until 1998 to win a Video of the Year VMA for "Ray of Light." 

Also interesting is that only ONE artist in history has won a Video of the Year VMA twice: hip hop star Eminem.  In 2000 and then again in 2002, Eminem's humerous and often self-parodying videos won him the prize.  However, Missy Elliot has APPEARED in two winning videos: once for "Work It" and once for her work on the star studded cover of "Lady Marmalade" from the Moulin Rouge soundtrack.

So who's gonna win this year?  Will it be the soulful sounds and hot dance moves of Chris Brown?  The "Hate Them But Not Really" Jonas Brothers?  The scantily clad Pussycat Dolls?  The seeming underdogs, the Ting Tings?  Or will it be Miss Britney Spears herself?

Tune in Sunday to find out!  And be sure to catch myself and Miss Gwen Artax as we liveblog the event from my place.  Who knows, maybe we'll have a celebrity guest or two!

...guys...guys, we can get celebrity guests, right? 

Rumor is the new Fall Out Boy single, "I Don't Care" will premier TODAY on Zane Lowe's radio show!


You can listen to the live stream here!  Let us know if you catch it and what you think!

OUT OF ORDER EDIT: You can now listen to the stream on the official Fall Out Boy website!  Thanks to cubistmanifesto for filling me in!

EDIT: IT'S ON NOW!

EDIT #2: This song is amazing.  Fall Out Boy: GIMME THAT ALBUM >:(

(single should be available digitally next week!)

Hiphop hitmaker Ne-Yo has worked with R and B royalty like Rihanna and Beyonce, but now he's setting his sights elsewhere: Fall Out Boy.


In an interview with BBC News, Ne-Yo revealed that he'd like to work with the Chicago rockers at some point in the future.  "Yeah, I thought about [working with Coldplay] but Kanye and Jay-Z have done it already, so I don't wanna seem like I'm bandwaggoning. I have been talking to Fall Out Boy about doing some stuff, but who knows?"

Hate to break it to you, Ne-Yo, but the four guys from Fall Out Boy aren't exactly n00bs when it comes to collaborating with hip hop stars.  In fact, both Kanye and Jay-Z have worked with FOB, Kanye remixed their hit single "This Ain't a Scene (It's an Arms Race)" and Jay-Z appears on the opening track to their 2007 album Infinity on High.  Add to that their work with Timbaland and the recent talk that they'll be collaborating with T.I. and it becomes clear that Fall Out Boy is dedicated to continuing the tradition of rap and rock working together.

Which is not to say that a Fall Out Boy/Ne-Yo collaboration wouldn't be awesome.  What do you think it would sound like?

So, remember awhile back when I posted about the Imeem My Chemical Romance contest?  Where you created a playlist and entered to win one of the final copies of The Black Parade is Dead boxed set?

I won.


My boxed set came in the mail yesterday and I hastily opened it before heading out to see Maroon 5 and the Counting Crows (coverage to follow when I get my pictures edited, should be Monday!).  Of course, the biggest question was, which mask did I get?


Why, it's Bob Bryar's awesome mask of awesomeness. 


I'm planning to hang it on my wall at some point in the near future.  I'm just really glad I got one of the two I really, really wanted.  I'm so impressed with Bob's mask!

Sorry, needed to gush!

So, in case you've been living in a cave, the Jonas Brothers are everywhere. On the radio, on television, and hey, they might have even decided to give Buzznet a try!  Plus, they're running around promoting causes such as diabetes awareness and getting kids to get outside and get active. Jonas Brothers everywhere...

While fans have waited impatiently through My Chemical Romance's self-imposed hiatus, the boys in the band haven't exactly stopped working.  While they haven't been concentrating on My Chem, Gerard Way revealed to MTV that the members have been keeping busy with other projects while they gear up to write and record their third major label studio album. Details please...

In anticipation of their new CD Fast Times at Barrington High, the boys of The Academy Is... have released their first video from the album. For details read on...

So, two things that are currently true about me:

1) I am overweight
and
2) I am brand conscious.

This is not to say I am a brand whore.  But I will admit there are certain names and labels that catch my eye and are more likely to make me splurge.  Now, keep in mind when I say this I'm talking about getting these things at a T.J. Maxx where they're drastically reduced, but a Juicy Couture bag can still run around $150 and Betsey Johnson shoes aren't exactly cheap.

But I do know of at least one brand I won't be buying, even on sale.

Oh, Ecko, how you've pissed me off.

Jezebel.com reported last Friday on the new ad campaign by Ecko, featuring bikini-clad women working in their factory.  Now, that in and of itself doesn't bother me.  Oh no, women in bikinis in a place where bikinis shouldn't be worn.  That's new and innovative right there.

The problem is Ecko's decision to use viral marketing to make themselves look like the sort of sexist pigs who would, well, base an entire ad campaign around the idea of "hot women make our clothing, so you should wear them."  Most notably, a fake news story on their website called "Unattractive Girl Sues Ecko!"

HA!  See, it's funny because they're discriminating against her because of how she looks!  She's not pretty and thinks she should work there!  Hysterical.

Oh, wait, that was my sarcasm getting out of control again.

You know why this isn't funny?  Because we do live in a world where so many people are judged by their looks.  Where worth in both the cases of men and women can be judged on how traditionally attractive they are.  If you're a little too skinny, a little too heavy, if you're a little too imperfect, sorry.  You're not as "good" or as "worthy" as someone who's perfect.

Except...nobody's perfect.

Yeah, there are people you might think have the perfect body.  Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Will Smith, Heidi Klum, Vin Diesel, Tyra Banks, all of them are absolutely gorgeous people.  But in the end, they're not perfect. 

Consider that we still live in a world where Jennifer Love Hewitt was called "fat," where tabloids obsess over Britney Spears gaining or losing five pounds, where both women's and men's magazines tell you how to get the "perfect" body.  Where men and women both are driven to over dieting, eating disorders, hating their bodies all over not being able to be Hollywood gorgeous.

So yeah, it's TOTALLY funny for a fashion company to make fun of people who are turned down for jobs because they're not conventionally attractive.  Because discrimination like that never happens in the real world.

I'm not calling for a boycott on Ecko.  I'm not even saying we should pay attention to this bullshit ad campaign for more than twenty seconds.  Because that's what they want.

Instead, let's just get smoothies and maybe do some yoga.

I will begin by saying that this is in reaction to a lot of things, but was finally set off by comments in Wendy's fantastic Virgin/Whore complex journal, as well as from reading a fantastic blog entitled Yes, You Are.

I can't tell you the number of times I've been in a political conversation with another woman and, when we've gotten onto the topic of women's rights, they say something along the lines of "Well, I believe in equality, but I'm not like a FEMINIST or anything!"

More than that, I've seen people use "feminist" as an insult.  "Oh, you only think that because you're a FEMINIST and you hate men!"  "You only hate those books because you're such a FEMINIST!" 

Am I supposed to apologize for being a feminist?  Because, you know what?  Up until a year ago, I did.

Let me explain.  Through high school I proudly wore the label, unashamed of my desire for equality.  I was a tomboy, a drama geek, I was bad at science and math but good at english and music, I was in choir and I lifted weights.  And I was a feminist.


College?  College got bad.  I've been there, talked about that.  But needless to say there was a person in my life who made me feel guilty for being a feminist, for women wanting the same level of respect and rights that men had.  In fact, it wasn't until a heated argument late in our relationship over the WNBA that I realized how much I had changed.  It was when he expected to say that "the women of the WNBA shouldn't expect anyone to respect them, because why would anyone care about women's sports?" and for me to just smile and nod that I realized what had happened.

I snapped back that it wasn't exactly fair to expect extremely talented female athletes to just stop playing when they left college because there was nowhere else for them to go.  The WNBA wasn't formed for guys like him, it was formed because these women deserved the same rights as male players did, the right to be able to use their skills to make a living and the right to be recognized as talented PROFESSIONAL athletes. 

Apparently, my "friend" was of the opinion that once a female athlete graduated from college, she should settle down and play occasionally in a neighborhood league and maybe keep her skills up for the Olympics every four years, but mostly she should just get married, have kids, and coach a local youth or high school basketball team because what achievement could be greater than that.

And hey, that's still a hell of an achievement.  Helping young athletes, male or female, to learn the game and have fun and stay fit?  That's huge.  But at the same time, why should that be a woman's only option.  Why shouldn't she be able to be a wife, a mother and a professional athlete.

Even for awhile after he and I parted ways, I didn't call myself a feminist.  Because people heard it and thought "female supremicist."  Which certainly isn't true.



It was actually bulletproofheeb who convinced me to stop being ashamed.  He told me that women like I shouldn't run from the term "feminist," we should embrace it.  Because why should we let the crazy women who don't want equality have it?  It's OUR word, it applies to us.  And it's time for us to take it back.

I don't apologize for being a feminist.  And no woman who truly believes in equality should, either.  That word is yours, it's ours, and letting it be redefined by women who are WRONG isn't what we need to be doing.  We need to be standing up, whether we're wearing make-up, rolling in the dirt, raising kids, running a corporation, shooting hoops, shopping for jewlery or hell, a combination of them all, and saying "Fuck you.  I'm a feminist."

And guys?  If you feel the same way, you can come too.

You might think that being a 20-year-old bassist for a band like The Academy Is... would go to someone's head.  After all, the second the band stepped on stage last Tuesday in Pittsburgh, PA, there were high pitched screams of "WE LOVE YOU SISKY!" from the audience. Adam Siska has SKILLZ! Find out what they are...

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TAT- Noun. Three piece band from London, England, that will rock your f*cking world. You're gonna wanna know more...

So for those of you who haven't been following the saga of Amy Winehouse, I'll fill you in.  Basically, she was admitted to the hospital in mid-June after she fainted.  She was released a few days later and warned that if she continued to smoke, drink and do drugs, she would die.  Quickly.


Three days after her release, she was caught smoking and walking around with three bottles of liquor in her hand.

Then, just last week, she was photographed smoking a joint.

THEN, just this Tuesday, she was rushed to the hospital again.  Her father claims it was because her drink was spiked with ecstasy. 

I don't think "spiked" is the word you're looking for, Mitch.  I think you meant "mixed" or "chased."

So now she's resting at home.  And getting deliveries.

Wednesday:



I see only two logical conclusions to this.

1) Wine house  became a vampire right after she was released from the hospital and told that she'd die if she didn't stop smoking, drinking or doing drugs. Obviously the Amy Winehouse solution was to become the undead.  So she's mixing the blood into the Slush Puppie machine.

OR

2) She's decided to take a page from Elizabeta Bathory and bathe in the blood of virgins to maintain/regain her youth.  While drinking Slush Puppies.

Amy, some quick tips of things to watch out for:

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Wow.  What a rush.

This was my first ever Warped Tour, and it was everything I expected and more.  When I finally fell into bed Tuesday night I was tired, sunburnt, had a raging headache...and I couldn't be happier.

But let's back up.

My first ever day at Warped started with a Shuttle Bus ride out to the Post Gazette Pavilion.  For those of you who don't know, it's technically not in Pittsburgh.  It's in Burgetstown.  Which is pretty much a pain to get to from the city.  Especially without a car. 

After a nervous ride and a wait for my pass at Will Call, I ended up inside the venue, wide eyed at everything around me.  It was shocking to me.  It was part fair ground, part rock show, part flea market and part something totally indescribable that both scared me and made me feel bubbly and sociable.

I checked in for performance times and then...well, that's for later.  I mean, it happened early in the day.  But it's really a surprise for later.  Trust me.

First show of the day I caught was Cobra Starship, and they were fucking amazing.  I'd seen them this past March (read my recap and watch the video that hollow1005 took without me knowing) but I was still shocked at the show they put on in almost 90 degree heat, pounding sun and with only half an hour on stage.

From Cobra I took time to wander the grounds and check out booths.  I finally got myself registered to vote, met up with the folks from Planned Parenthood who gave me awesome stickers and let me sign a petition for Wal-Mart to carry the morning after pill.  I got my political action on while getting horribly sunburnt.  Totally worth it.



I caught the Gym Class Heroes set (check out my pictures here).  I had never seen them live before and damn is Travis McCoy a showman.  And the way the man can command an audience, well...let's just say all he had to do was ask people to throw up their peace signs when, suddenly:



On top of that, Disashi shreds like a mo-fo and I think I have a new appreciation for his talent....which I always thought was impressive, but damned.


Speaking of impressive, I caught All Time Low, a band I didn't know much about, so I could grab some shots for Buzznet.  I really enjoyed what I got to see of the set.  Which wasn't much since they threw the photographers out of the pit about 3/4's of a song in.  It was an absolute mess, possibly because the band went on a bit late.  I booked it out of there pretty quick, for my own safety.

Which meant I had plenty of time to get over to the stage where The Academy Is... was scheduled.  Once again, I'd never seen them in concert, but I have now come to the conclusion that William Beckett's on-stage campiness is second only to Gerard Way's.  He commands the stage, but always moves so gracefully.  He was also awesome at interacting with the crowd, reaching out to touch the hands of the fans and grinning at them.

When I could tear my eyes off of William, I watched Adam T. Siska rock out on his Clandestine bass (make sure you come back on Monday for pictures from this set as well as a recap of my interview with Sisky Biz).  And of course, The Butcher going crazy on the drums.


My final set of the day was Bring Me the Horizon, another band I wasn't terribly familiar with.  While I can't say I was as into them as I was All Time Low, I had to admit they put on a hell of a show.  They're all over the stage, making photography a little difficult.  Well, that combined with me being very short.  And getting kicked in the head by a crowd surfer in the middle of shooting.  Still, I think my shots turned out okay.

But the heat...ugh.  I'm sorry, but in that heat, if you're charging $3.50 for a bottle of water and then not letting me have the cap to put back on it?  You suck.  You suck HARDCORE.  And yet you not only give the artists water, they get it in special cans:



Luckily, there were the soak stations.  And our friendly security guards were there to fill up water bottles for people at the front of the pit.  They also had some other methods for cooling people down.



All in all, it was totally worth it.  Like I said, I've got more for you coming up this week and next week, so stay tuned.

Oh, and also?  This girl's outfit was just flat out awesome:

Gerard Way and Gabriel Ba's comic series "The Umbrella Academy" has already made waves in the comic community.  Far from being the vanity project of such celebrities as Courtney Love, Avril Lavigne and professional wrestler Kevin Nash, Way's comic garnered fantastic critical reviews, intense sales numbers (the first printing of the first issue sold out so quickly a second printing was issued less than a month later) and has already generated movie buzz, which Gerard confirmed in a recent interview.

But yesterday at the 2008 Comic Con in San Diego, CA, TUA was honored with the Eisner Award for Best Limited Series. 


Congratulations to Gerard, Gabriel, and the entire Umbrella Academy Team.

So, I know a lot of people revisited their childhoods via Transformers last summer.  And yeah, sure, I had a few as a kid.  But growing up, I was weird.

Wait, I'm still weird.

Anyway, my father worked shifts when I was a kid and exposed me to the finer things in life. Like mid-day sci-fi/fantasy movies on cable TV.  This, my friends, is why I grew up on the movie Red Sonja.


So with the announcement of a remake, I was both excited and nervous.  Yes, remakes are bad, but dudes, RED SONJA.  I thank/blame Bridgitte Nielson in that part for the way I turned out as an adult (remember, this was before she was just that girl who was dating Flavor Flav).  Hell, I call myself "The New Age Amazon," don't I?  Granted, ironically (I'm quite short) but that's not the point.

But I was ready to see who they were casting in the leading role.  It had to be a woman of strength, I figured.  Power.  Someone who could stand beside someone like Arnold and not look miniature.  A buff beauty who could swing a sword and you KNEW she was gonna do some damage.

So they cast Rose McGowan.

...

Now, don't get me wrong.  I think Rose is a lovely woman and was a fan of her in Charmed and especially in last year's Grindhouse (which, if you haven't seen it in it's entirety, both films together with the trailers inbetween?  Go do it somehow.  Right fucking now.  I can say "fucking" because I'm talking about a Tarantino movie!) but...well...

Right now all the hype may be about "The Dark Knight,"and rightfully so, but with ComicCon starting today it seems fitting that an announcement has been made regarding another huge superhero film ... "Watchmen."

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Due in 2009, the film is based on Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons' groundbreaking graphic novel set in an alternate universe version of 1985 where nuclear war is never a far-off possibility. The limited series is acclaimed for altering the way people looked at comics, and is the only graphic novel to ever win the Hugo Award.

It has a huge fan following. My Chemical Romance frontman Gerard Way recently named it to a list of his Top 10 All-Time Favorite Graphic Novels, stating: "This is the first graphic novel I tell people to read if they are slightly unfamiliar with comics, and it is the graphic novel that changed the way I thought about superheroes and mainstream comics. I often refer to 'Watchmen' as a gateway drug because that's exactly what I think about it. It's the one graphic novel that leads you to more cerebral, "outside-thinking" works. In suggesting this first to people, I realized that it actually does help to have an understanding or nostalgia for traditional superhero works, because that's exactly what it deconstructs."

So it's only fitting that My Chemical Romance will be contributing a song to the film version's soundtrack, as "Watchmen" director Zack Snyder revealed to MTV.com today.


Dear MCR: Gimme new promo shots or I'll photoshop your heads onto the Pussycat Dolls.

The band is set to cover a song by Bob Dylan, but no definite song choice has been announced. We do know where the song will fit into the film, however. As MTV.com reports: "The track will close out the film, and will be the only modern composition making up the movie's soundtrack. I've talked with him and I've heard a little bit of some stuff that's he's done ... and it's pretty freaking cool," Snyder exclaimed.

Pretty freaking cool, indeed.

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In 2006, My Chemical Romance's "To the End" was featured on the "Underworld: Evolution" soundtrack. Speaking of movies, rumor has it that Way's popular comic book, The Umbrella Academy, may become a movie in the near future.

What do you think? Can MCR pull off covering Dylan?

So MTV films, the same people about to bring us the tour de force picture Twilight (note: this is sarcasm.  After seeing the latest trailer I've come to assume that the effects budget was mostly spent on body glitter and bad wigs which left approximately $7.46 for stunts), has decided that what the world really needs is more remakes.

Like The Rocky Horror Picture Show.


Okay, MTV Films.  STOP RIGHT NOW. 

Rock Horror is a cult classic.  Half the fun of the film is that it's cheesey and B-movie like.  We don't need a remake with Justin Timberlake playing Rocky (not a real casting rumor, just the assumption Ari and I have made).  In fact, Rocky Horror has been proudly cemented on my list of "Films You Should Never, Ever Remake Under Penalty of Death."  Along with Ghostbusters and The Princess Bride.

Though I'm sure MTV or someone else will be announcing intentions to remake at least one of those within the next year.

Can we please, PLEASE stop with the remakes?  Look, I know you're worried about movie going audiences not paying for films, especially with internet piracy being such a concern.  But here's an idea: make better movies.  Consumers are not stupid.  If you keep handing us crap, we will refuse to pay for your crap when we can get it for free somewhere else.  Make movies the way they should be made: for the big screen.  Make us want to sit in a theatre for crying out loud!  And stop charging me $10 for a box of snowcaps.  I like them, I just don't like them THAT MUCH.

And consumers?  STOP PAYING FOR CRAPPY MOVIES.  Just stop.  I'm not saying that the only things you need to see are Emmy worthy films about tea cozies, hell, Blue Crush and The Fast and the Furious are among my top 10 favorites of all time.  But come on, there are movies you see in theatres, movies you rent later, and movies you need to consume ridiculous amounts of alcohol to get through.  Please learn the difference and choose wisely.

As for you, Hollywood, I know you're currently wringing your hands trying to figure out how to top The Dark Knight, which appears to have redefined the ideal of the action film...really, movies in general.  It's made $200 million in 5 days.  5.  So now you've got to try to figure out how to live up to that.

Here's a hint: it doesn't involve sticking someone else into Tim Curry's fishnets and heels.  There are original scripts that might suit your needs.

Oh, right.  That means you'd have to stop treating your writers like shit.  Never mind.

With an infectious fusion of rock, funk and pop, The Cab are set to be a breakout act.  After getting their demo to fellow Las Vegas native Spencer Smith, drummer for Panic at the Disco, the band found themselves signed to Decaydance records.  Since then they've opened for Cobra Starship on the Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking tour (check out my photos from the date at Diesel in Pittsburgh!) and then We the Kings on the Long Hair, Don't Care tour before releasing their album Whisper War.  In the middle of this buzz, lead singer Alex DeLeon did a short interview with Popeater.com.


In the interview, DeLeon reveals that while he was in high school he would drive from Las Vegas to LA for gigs and then back again so he could be in class the next morning.  He mentions how going from being a high school student in a band to a professional musician inspired The Cab's music.  He also brings up the band's desire to write hopeful music rather than the more depressing fair offered up by a number of other modern bands.

DeLeon also cites Fall Out Boy vocalist, rhythm guitarist and tiny musical genius Patrick Stump as a professional role model of sorts.  In his own words, he praises Stump by saying "I could only hope to have half the impact that he has had and half the career that he has created for himself."

And ladies, you know they say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.  So what sort of food should you be considering if you want to woo DeLeon?  Well, he claims "I am the most unhealthy eater alive, and I probably have the most clogged arteries of any 19-year-old in the world." 

Yes, Singer.  But those are amazingly talented clogged arteries.

The Cab is currently supporting The Hush Sound on the Dance Across the Country tour.  Whisper War is currently available in stores.  You can also watch the band's video for "One of THOSE Nights" featuring Patrick Stump and Panic at the Disco's Brendon Urie. 

Read the entire Popeater column and interview here.